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of Jules Verne’s masterpiece,
“Around the World in Thirty
Days.” It must be one of thé
later editions.—Detroit News.
Friend of Jack Dempsey’s,
on the Franconia, says Jack is
unbeatable. He is as long as he.
sticks to his present ring tactics.
—Honolulu Star-Bulletin,
FRONT AND BEAR \
—Morris for the gJ
“When does cider change to
vinegar?” inquires an earnest	;J"
seeker., Well, in these piping times of Prohibition, very rarely
indeed*-—iVashville Banner,
Pilstb^ski Refuses Polish Presidency^Headline. His life
insurance Ncompany probably had sosfrething to do with that 3
^(^6ii.^I^z^dpolis News. \ \ -	j	j
Some men can’t understand why a child believes in Santa
Claus, and yet they expect the farmer to get relief from Congress, i
—Memphis Commercial Appeal.
A good many of our Ohio Prohibition agents are already under
Federal authority, in Atlanta, Georgia, and Leavenworth, i
Kansas, dhiefly.—- Ohio State Journal»	v	i
Some of these days a wide-awake, intelligent American com-
munity somewhere or other is going to try stopping crime by I
punishing the criminals.—Nashville American.	,	T
The return of the saloon would be disappointing to the old-
timers, because women don’t agree nowadays that anything i
belongs to the men exclusively.—Louisville Times.	i
State’s rights is that celebrated doctrine to which the Senator
will pledge his undying devotion as soon as th© Government /
dredges a couple of creeks back home.—Detroit Neios.	<
A Washington lady weighing 330 pounds is charging her
husband with cruelty by beating her and dragging her around
the room. A beauty parlor would charge her a stiff bill for similar
services .—-Dallas News.